HAPPY OPENING DAY!!!
Welcome to Friendly Fenway.
In honor of Opening Day, I got out of work early. Well, that's not why, but I'll take it.
So, how is it? It's okay.
It was getting a little boring, winning in such a landslide but then it got all Kung Fu fighting with Guillen and the new Red Sox pitcher (my newest fake husband--he's a combo of my 2 favorite types: guys who wear glasses and guys who have short hair/ shaved head and are buff--I know, I know; I'm a geek), Brendan Donnelly getting in each others' face. After that Donnelly hit Johjima with a pitch and got ejected.
I swear they staged that fight because they could sense viewer boredom.
Anyhoo, Remy's tie is puke on a tie. I hope that was a sentimental gift from a dying fan or something.
Robert Guolet was random.
I am not sure about the replacements for Jerry Trupiano. I must admit, I miss the terrible puns. These other guys, Dan and Glenn, they're okay. I like Glenn more than Dan. Dan sounds very vanilla, very plain and safe. (I sound like an Idol judge.) Glenn's better if not a little bit dorky.
]sigh[
Well, there's plenty of games left to decide.
Tomorrow, Rene and I are going to get sushi in honor of Dice-K. I'm calling it "Dinner for Dice-K."
You can come if you want, too. Just email me. We're going at 8.
Final score: 14 to 3. A very good start to the season.
It's a day later, but sadly, Kurt Vonnegut has died. He was 84, and one of my favorite authors.
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ReplyDeleteUPDATE: As pointed out on www.38cliches.com, I messed up the name of the announcer, Dave not Dan. It just shows how irrelevant they are to me, since neither is Jerry. They have no personality, not flair. It's so generic. Sometimes, when I switch on the game, I feel as though I'm on the wrong station and have switched on to a local college baseball game. But then I hear Joe and I am left to shake my head in sadness. Oh, Jerry, why did they ever let you go?
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