July 29, 2006
So, here’s the mini-existential crisis I’ve been dealing with ever since N a te Cor d dry made it into Entertainment magazine:
Is every quirky-cute actor like him? Because if that’s the case, then every quirky-cute actor I’ve ever had a crush on (see previous posts about potential husbands including Ron Livingstone, Colin Firth and Matt Damon) loses their lustre. Because N a te isn't lustrous, whatsoever and if they’re all like N a te, than they’re not that luster-y, either.
What does this mean?
It simply means I’ll have to focus more of my fantasy attention on the silly athlete crushes--like Barry Zito & Gabe Kapler [update: and KG] since I have no comparable high school affairs to go on and ruin it for me.
Effin dork. As Erin would say, and does say every time N ate is mentioned, "Seriously, eeeuuuwwwww!"
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