So, yesterday I took a walk around town and was stopped in my tracks because along Centre St (West Roxbury's main street) I almost stepped on a smashed white egg. I walked around it and wondered why it was there. Then there was ANOTHER egg, abandoned on a bench outside of CVS. This one was brown. A few paces down the road and I spotted a third smashed brown egg. I was wondering what all this peculiarity was about & then I remembered the episode of the retro 90210 Rene was watching before the debate on Tuesday. Some of the characters had to carry around these eerily real looking fake babies. That's when it hit me: the 8th graders at the charter school around the corner from the library were probably learning about how important it was to wrap it up, unlike those sluts up in Gloucester, and so they got their theoretical baby eggs. What I had witnessed around the CVS and the library were a bunch of FAILURE grades in health class, is what that was.
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