Showing posts with label Logan Airport Is Evil. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Logan Airport Is Evil. Show all posts

More on How Much Airlines Suck These Days

This story is from poor Kara, who was with her almost 1 year old when this happened to her:

The Return Trip Home
Aka Continental Airlines SUCKS
By Kara Keenan



Continental Airlines is quite possibly the worst airline in the US, and perhaps even the world. This is evidenced by the fact that on Sunday, June 29th, I was left stranded in Newark, NJ with my 11 month old child, as were 23 other people who were on my flight. Continental refused to accommodate any of our requests, or to make the unanticipated stay easy on any of us.

Here’s what happened. The original flight out of Boston was delayed 2.5 hours, because of storms over NYC. We were told that the connection to the Phoenix flight would be OK, because that plane was also delayed. The 5:30 PM flight left Boston at 7:55 PM. We got to New Jersey’s airspace, and were put in a holding pattern over the airport. An announcement was made over the speakers that the gate had been changed so that we were landing at gate 82, right next to the Phoenix flight at gate 84. In addition, it was requested that the Phoenix passengers were to be allowed off the plane before everyone else. So we land, and make the dash to the next gate. The plane is still there. Luggage starts to go from one plane to the next. All is well in the world. Then, the evil man in the Red Coat says “sorry, the cabin door is shut, you can’t get on the plane.” He sends us to gate 90. Gate 90 is manned by a large, angry black woman who tells us that we have to go to the ticketing agents in order to be re-ticketed. During this time, the luggage is moved from the original plane to the plane going to Phoenix. Tricky Continental employees get the angry mob out of the area beyond security, and promptly shut down security for the night, making us stuck in the bowels of Newark airport. Not only that, the ticketing agents are totally unwilling and unable to accommodate any of us. In fact, we are blamed for getting to the gate too late to board the plane. I believe the exact words out of one of the ticketing agents mouth was “you got there too late to get on board, it’s not our fault. You’re lucky we’re willing to re-ticket you free of charge.” Not only that, but they are showing in the official records that the plane only left Boston 1 hour and 48 minutes late, leaving over a half hour for all of us to get to the gate. Which is not what actually happened. We got to the gate at 8:54 PM, and were denied boarding on a flight that was leaving at 9:15 PM. Their solution to fears that we would not be safe in their main terminal (terminal C at Newark, aka Hell) was that we move over to terminal B, because the food court stayed open all night, and that the floor cleaners would be coming through pretty frequently so people would be awake.

Luckily, my aunt and uncle were driving down from Boston to New Jersey that night, and picked Avery and me up at the airport. We spent the night at my uncle’s sister’s house. I at least got a shower and a bed, which is more than some people got. I got on a 10:55 AM flight from Newark to Atlanta, and then a 4:05 PM flight, on Air France no less, from Atlanta to Phoenix, finally arriving in Phoenix at 5:05 PM, Monday, June 30th, more than 24 hours after I originally set out to get home.

Because Continental was so obnoxious, evil, and just plain mean, I will never fly with them again. Seriously, if they had offered anything, I’d probably not hate them so much. his weekend:


We need to start a coalition. Society for Unhappy Customers of Krappy Service from Airlines, or Airlines SUCK. No more bull shisse service. We're mad as hella nd we're not going to take it any more. They're all going to tank anyway, what with fuel prices being so high.

The Places People Hate - or, Logan Airport Sux


Some people have a thing about hospitals. I've never really cared one way or the other. Some don't like public bathrooms--my bladder is too small for such fussiness. But I'll tell you what I do hate more than any place in the world: the effing airport. Not all of them. Just Logan, to be specific.
First the signs to go in. It's like Sanskrit or something. I get turrets just apporaching in the tunnel. Missing entrances and driving around in circles like the Griswolds on the roundabout in London. Today was beautiful in the tunnel, by the way. For absolutely no reason whatsoever, in the afternoon, it was bumper to bumper and took an hour to get from the entrance of the tunnel to the terminals. For no reason. No accidents. No closed lanes. Nothing. Just because.
Then there's the friendly personnel--oh wait, there is no such thing as a friendly person at Logan. It's like, "Welcome to Boston, land of the major db's. They don't call us Massholes for nothing."
Then there's the delightful people who are definitely in a bigger hurry than you so they cut you in the TSA line of bull. Why the line of bull? Because my moisturizer and my hand sanitizer, even though they meet the very tiny sized liquid container standards, must be in a plastic bag, otherwise they need to be thrown away. And why was I going through security in the first place? Because of the UNMR (unaccompanied minor)- my cousin - I brought to the airport. For some reason, she successfully boarded in Raleigh, without anyone, and without paying the UNMR fee, and with three tubs of shampoo and conditioner, without any problem. But her shampoo and conditioner clearly needed to be chucked in Boston, because they're not putting up with that crap. Nor could she get on the plane without first paying the $100 fee. She was literally held hostage at the airport, not allowed to board until the credit card of her grandfather's made it through the system to pay the extra money.
Then I wasn't allowed to leave the boarding gate until her plane took off. However, no one was able to notify me precisely when that was. So, after about 15 minutes after she got through the gate, after I stood in line to find out the status and watched everyone be as nasty as possible to everyone else, I just left. It was crap.
I especially loved the woman who went to the ATM machine and blocked the entrance to the ATMs with her 2 suitcases, as if she was the only person who needed to use the area. I just stepped to the sideof them; my purse almost knocking one of them over. I wish it had.
Also, I love the people who are constantly on their cell phones as they're also supposed to be boarding the plane or getting their tickets. Seriously. That's not rude. That's really rather lovely. It's liek Carrie said in SATC when she gets shoulder bumped on Wall Street, "Ooooohh. YOu're sooooo BUSY!" I wanted to say that, but I refrained. I refrained from saying a lot of things. That's why this blog entry is so long and pointless. I am venting. It feels good to get it out.
I especially would like to mention the lovely people at the ticket counter. THey're so helpful. And parking is easy. Just go up to the 5th floor but be sure to pay in the terminal beforehand and it's 5 dollars for every hour.
And be sure to have the 3.50 in tolls to merely leave the airport.
Not to mention the awesome people who run you over to get to the same elevator or escalator and you all end up at the same place at basically the same time anyway.
My favorite phrase today was when a disgruntled American Airlines employee started yelling at a distraught foreign passenger and told him to call a phone # to reschedule his flight. He asked if she would call for him, you know since he's foreign and perhaps doesn't have a cell phone and doesn't understand English that well. He asked, "You will not call this for me?" "No, sir, you call the number." I don't know what he said back but he wasn't happy. And she yelled, to her boss, "How is that my problem?" Um, because that's what you do as part of your job desciption--get people to their flights. A-hole. That was just so indicative of the entire sordid affair.
Honestly. I think you have to be a jerk to work for American Airlines. No wonder they're going under. Customer service is crap, crap, crap. CRAP.
I much prefer flying from Providence. It's more laid back. On balance, it takes about the same time to get there, considering the lack of traffic down there as opposed to up here, and I'm usually flying Southwest or JetBlue if I'm going there. Those airlines are down-to-earth, basic but--in my experience--incredibly friendly, too.
Anyway, thank goodness Macy's Liquors doesn't close until 11 on Thursdays. Today is the type of day that, once I get home from the lib, I don't just need a glass, I need a giant bowl of red.
Here's to not having to go to the airport--until August--and again in October--oh f*&^k.
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