Now I Feel So Informed!!!

Now I Feel So Informed!!!: or,
I Want My, I Want My, I Want My NPR

I was really into my last game of Snood, so I didn't bother getting up to change the channel even though the local news is on.

Now I feel like I need a shower.




First and foremost, now that I know about a fire, a fire, a local murder, a fire, the no hitter that happened yesterday, the coming category 5 in Belize, and a kayak incident, I now feel sooooooo informed. I mean, who needs a story about, say, Iraq, or the numerous outgoing Presidential aides, or any of the people running for president, or even the not-gay Senator that finally resigned? It is, of course, far more important that I know that four people who went kayaking did not get hurt even though they were in slightly perilous circumstances.

There was, however, SOME news from Washington DC:

FD big P-I-M-P'n in DC

So, now I feel informed. Good thing.

Is it any wonder why I am so devoted to NPR.