If you purchase it, just be careful to pay attention while you drive it. Don't go to soccer games and then fall over on it. Don't let a bug hit you in the face and get embedded in your cheek. I also don't recommend driving while on morphine, but some people just can't be kept from their bikes. Anyway, I'm just posting this here for posterity and practice. I'm about to go put this on Craigslist.
