What's Wrong With Bill Clinton?

Other blogs have posed this question - is something wrong with Bill Clinton? - after seeing his hands shaking on the Daily Show last night. So, I went to Web MD, put in his info (male, age 65 or older, Harlem zip code...) and this is what it spit out:

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According to Web MD, a shaky hand can mean: 1) a benign tremor, 2) hypoglycemia or low blood sugar (could just be that he's tired from planning the Clinton Global Intiative...) to, worst case scernario, 3) Parkinsons.

I just had a bad thought: if President Clinton, a spritely man, a hard worker, a presence at age 65, does have Parkinsons, then Parkinsons gets cured in the next decade. Because despite his gaffes during this campaign season, WE LOVE HIM.

Remember when our biggest national crisis was that our prez lied about getting a bj from an intern? IF ONLY THAT WERE OUR CRISIS.

So, I have this conspiracy theory. Hillary said she didn't want to be vetted for Veep unless she was definitely going to be the Veep. I theorize it was because she didn't want people digging and finding out about Bill's illness. This is because I have an overactive imagination. This isn't even close to being based on fact.

Here's hoping he was as excited as me over the Pumpkin Spice Lattes at S Bux and just had too many that day.