Rejuvenating for David - what I'm bringing to the Sox game tomorrow

I'm bringing Tiger Orchids, a Scarab Beetle & Sodalite to the Sox game tomorrow, for David. They have rejuvenating properties, you see, and baseball is a game of "superstitions". I'm also going to wear yellow, since it's a rejuvenating color.

Here's what I'm talking about, for those of you who don't follow baseball: All-Star slugger David Ortiz is in a slump. His usual booming bat has been flat, silent & non productive. We are all pulling for him, from the stands, our couches, etc.

Since I'm going tomorrow, I've decided to concentrate my thoughts on rejuvenation, for our beloved Big Papi. He needs all the support he can get and if it takes some silly hippie bullshisse, than that's what it takes.

Here's hoping.