I think Paps is exhausted from pimpin' himself out to Reebok (this commercial is so lame, I can't even deal):
and this from Dunkin Donuts:
this old one, which is horrible:
Clearly all he thinks about is acting these days:
Because he's not winning games:
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/24547840/
Twin, again
More look-a-likes!
Okay, I have to steal this image from his website, but if you'd like the real thing, just click on the image and you'll get to the homepage.
Looks just like
Which reminds me, I haven't been to one of my favorite websites in a while:
http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/
Scroll down when you land there, so you can see the list. Effin hilarious.
Okay, I have to steal this image from his website, but if you'd like the real thing, just click on the image and you'll get to the homepage.
Looks just like
Which reminds me, I haven't been to one of my favorite websites in a while:http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/
Scroll down when you land there, so you can see the list. Effin hilarious.
Obama Just Called
Obama just called. I think he got my number from Deval (Did I mention that Deval is on the list of phantom husbands? He is. I think he's the only politician, too...) .
The call went like this, "We're looking for donations of $200 after our North Carolina win, but any amount will be welcome." And I responded, "I'm not--I don't--[pause] I voted for Hilary?"
"Oh well okay--" "But I'm not sure who I support--I mean, it looks like he'll win the nomination, and that's fine with me. I like Barack. And I'll definitely support him in the presidential race. So keep my name on the list and call me when he's got it and all that."
Blubbering silly nilly. It was just weird to get that phone call, 'cause last night I was thinking that I've come to prefer him over her. This happened recently when the race got all mudslinging political and non-policy focused. It was just gross, you know? And I liked what he said about that:
(PS the kid in the aqua polo who keeps checking his cell phone behind the Obama sign was annoying the crap out of me. I wanted to smack him.)
The call went like this, "We're looking for donations of $200 after our North Carolina win, but any amount will be welcome." And I responded, "I'm not--I don't--[pause] I voted for Hilary?"
"Oh well okay--" "But I'm not sure who I support--I mean, it looks like he'll win the nomination, and that's fine with me. I like Barack. And I'll definitely support him in the presidential race. So keep my name on the list and call me when he's got it and all that."
Blubbering silly nilly. It was just weird to get that phone call, 'cause last night I was thinking that I've come to prefer him over her. This happened recently when the race got all mudslinging political and non-policy focused. It was just gross, you know? And I liked what he said about that:
(PS the kid in the aqua polo who keeps checking his cell phone behind the Obama sign was annoying the crap out of me. I wanted to smack him.)
Repost: Actors Losing Lustre
July 29, 2006
So, here’s the mini-existential crisis I’ve been dealing with ever since N a te Cor d dry made it into Entertainment magazine:
Is every quirky-cute actor like him? Because if that’s the case, then every quirky-cute actor I’ve ever had a crush on (see previous posts about potential husbands including Ron Livingstone, Colin Firth and Matt Damon) loses their lustre. Because N a te isn't lustrous, whatsoever and if they’re all like N a te, than they’re not that luster-y, either.
What does this mean?
It simply means I’ll have to focus more of my fantasy attention on the silly athlete crushes--like Barry Zito & Gabe Kapler [update: and KG] since I have no comparable high school affairs to go on and ruin it for me.
Effin dork. As Erin would say, and does say every time N ate is mentioned, "Seriously, eeeuuuwwwww!"
Twins? -- mean observations during the Celtics game
Twins? -- mean observations during the Celtics game
Yeah, he's been hittin' the threes all night tonight, and he's been an almost silent partner in this quest for NBA championship glory, what with Ray Allen, Paul Pierce and (the of COURSE addition to my list of phantom husbands) "KG" AKA Kevin Garnett in the limelight, and yes, he is integral to this playoff season, BUT
Yeah, he's been hittin' the threes all night tonight, and he's been an almost silent partner in this quest for NBA championship glory, what with Ray Allen, Paul Pierce and (the of COURSE addition to my list of phantom husbands) "KG" AKA Kevin Garnett in the limelight, and yes, he is integral to this playoff season, BUT
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