Valentine's Day Crap

I couldn't fall asleep last night and on the late night TV, the commercials were mostly geared towards men, mostly regarding Valentine's Day.

I just want to say that I really don't want anything for Valentine's Day but if got this

pajamagram

or this

stylized teddy bear

I would effin' punch the gift giver crotch, you'd end up with women parts instead.

WHO THE HECK LIKES THIS CHEESY CRAP????????!!!!!!!!

Just thought I'd share.