Unmentionables on a Website

SWEATY PEOPLE LIKE ME -- look what I saw on the View this morning:

http://www.garmentguard.com/

I put these little pads over the armpit of your shirts and it helps prevent those wicked annoying sweat stains that always seem to come up no matter how sedentary I am or how I used XXXXXXtra Strength Antiperspirant for Super Sweaty B1tches (Lady Mitchum, Secret Platinum, Certain Dri).

Yay!

Exploring the site, I found some other awesome things.

http://www.garmentguard.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=23&HS=1

You put this patch on your underwear and it absorbs the smell of your farts. Seriously.

My favorite, though, is the Skid Out. Guess what that's for?

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