Sa ndy left behind some Celebration Ale and I think today is an appropriate day to kick back, watch the Daily Show/ Colbert Report Hour and drink Celebration, for there is much to celebrate.
THIS IS THE LAST NIGHT OF THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION!!!
Can you believe it's finally over? It feels like just yesterday I was glued to my radio in the basement apartment on Summer St in Orono hoping upon all hope that the Supreme Court would allow all the votes to be counted in Florida. Instead they opted to decide the election for the people and the rest is a very dark period of history in America.
And tonight, finally, thankfully, I can say:
THE END
Let's hope we're able to all live happily ever after with our magical unicorn Jesus-like rockstar president, Prince Obama and his fair Maiden Michelle.
Oh, how I love them so dearly. I want a picture of them in my livingroom -- oh wait, I DO have a photo of them with Bidens in the string of Christmas cards. I'll be sure to keep it and frame it and put it on the mantle.
Glory Glory Hallelujah!!!
Showing posts with label The Colbert Report. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Colbert Report. Show all posts
He's So Dreamy - in that awkward dorky way
Here's my new phantom husband on the Colbert Report last night. He says he wore the purple tie to be politically neutral but really it was his coded way of saying how much he loves me, since purple is my favourite color. It was like Carol Burnett's ear tug to say hi to her mom or whatnot.
Anyway, the clip:
Isn't he adorable? All shifty and nervous but still manages to be funny and smart...Hmm...Ah love.
Anyway, the clip:
Isn't he adorable? All shifty and nervous but still manages to be funny and smart...Hmm...Ah love.
Colbert Features Libraries
Yay! I love it when we get attention from Colbert Report. He's always making jokes about the library. Clearly, if he makes fun, it's because he loves us. The clip isn't available yet, but I'll update it when it is. Here's some former library stories from library champion, Stephen Colbert:
Happy Song
Happy Songs with John Legend and Stephen Colbert
Okay, I know that last one was a bummer of a post. Sorry, it was the song in my head. But here is a fun one:
Okay, I know that last one was a bummer of a post. Sorry, it was the song in my head. But here is a fun one:
John Legend on Colbert Report
PS - How many am I up to now on the phantom husbands list? If it's phantom husbands, is there a limit? 'Cause I'm calling John Legend, too. And, for that matter, Stephen Colbert. Yep, both on the list.
Deal with it.
Deal with it.
TV
Good Lord, when will this effing thing end? Just give them their due money and residuals; make a contract that meets the new technology and
Please and thank you,
Me and everyone I know
GIVE ME BACK MY DAILY SHOW AND COLBERT REPORT(Read a neat-o article about these fellers and this little lady at The Village Voice. Might as well, since there ain't no TV to atch 'em on. Youknowwhattamean?)
Please and thank you,
Me and everyone I know
Colbert Report Running into Election Trouble
Colbert Report Running into Election Trouble
Colbert just had this guy Massie Something on from some clean election organization thingy. Colbert's running into problems with the Federal Election Laws for his campaign to run for president in South Carolina - and South Carolina only.
The problem is that Doritos is sponsoring his campaign, but no corporation is allowed to do that. So, here's my suggestion:
Have people donate to the Colbert for President election (in South Carolina only). Whatever amount is raised for the election, have Doritos match this amount, or double it, in a donation to Stephen Colbert's favorite charity, The Yellow Ribbon Fund.
I should email them about this idea.
Colbert just had this guy Massie Something on from some clean election organization thingy. Colbert's running into problems with the Federal Election Laws for his campaign to run for president in South Carolina - and South Carolina only.
The problem is that Doritos is sponsoring his campaign, but no corporation is allowed to do that. So, here's my suggestion:
Have people donate to the Colbert for President election (in South Carolina only). Whatever amount is raised for the election, have Doritos match this amount, or double it, in a donation to Stephen Colbert's favorite charity, The Yellow Ribbon Fund.
I should email them about this idea.
The "news" trilogy
Monday through Thursday, if I'm up for it, I watch what I like to call the "news" trilogy: Daily Show, Colbert Report and a flip over to MSNBC's Countdown with Keith Olberman.
As soon as I see two snazzily dressed, uber polished automatons standing in front of a graphic design replication of the new Bunker Hill Bridge and talking about a house fire or drunk school bus driver r how the new govinah has messed up again, I say to whomever has the remote, "Can we put it on the real news?" And the channel is changed to Comedy Central.
Indiana Unversity conducted a study that showed the Daily Show actually has as much or more substantial news than network news. (Article from IU).
I oscillate between which show is more entertaining: The Daily Show or the Colbert Report. It is pretty amazing what Stephen Colbert does every single episode. Stewart marveled over Colbert's ability to do improv in real-time as the character of Stephen Colbert, the emulator f Bill O'Reilly. I read this comment in the "Rolling Stone" interview by Maureen Dowd (I was about to say Molly Ivins--I mix up my fiesty liberal redhead reporters, but--as noted in a previous blog--Molly Ivins is no longer with us).
My dream job would be to work on the Colbert Report or the Daily Show. If only I knew someone who knew those guys. Someone who owed me big time for doing something horrible, like dumping me on Valentine's Day.
(Okay, I know it was fourteen years ago and we were only dating for a few weeks, but still. Who does that?)
After my hour of entertainment cum pseudojournalism, I switch over to Countdown with Keith Olberman (YES! Yes! I DO know that he was once on ESPN. Did YOU know that he does a radio sports show with Dan Patrick that airs at 3 PM on AM 620 in Bangor--along with other nationwide cities and towns? See? I know about sports! AND I am a girl! Imagine!)...okay tangential tirade over.
Olberman's format is to countdown the top 5 news stories of the day. He has many guests to extrapolate the situation at hand. He also has regular segments like "Worst Person in the World" and "Oddball." WPW usually involves someone from what Keith likes to call "Fox Noise Channel." The "Oddball" segment has, well, odd things. Usually something from Japan with a skinless cat walking through a waterfall inside a mall or something like that.
When Olberman is out for the night, Alison Stewart hosts instead. I feel like it's 1994 and I'm watching M T V news-you here it (bung da dung dung) first.
So, if you're a hippie like me and you want some lefty news you've got 2 solid hours to kill...blah blah blah.
As soon as I see two snazzily dressed, uber polished automatons standing in front of a graphic design replication of the new Bunker Hill Bridge and talking about a house fire or drunk school bus driver r how the new govinah has messed up again, I say to whomever has the remote, "Can we put it on the real news?" And the channel is changed to Comedy Central.
Indiana Unversity conducted a study that showed the Daily Show actually has as much or more substantial news than network news. (Article from IU).
I oscillate between which show is more entertaining: The Daily Show or the Colbert Report. It is pretty amazing what Stephen Colbert does every single episode. Stewart marveled over Colbert's ability to do improv in real-time as the character of Stephen Colbert, the emulator f Bill O'Reilly. I read this comment in the "Rolling Stone" interview by Maureen Dowd (I was about to say Molly Ivins--I mix up my fiesty liberal redhead reporters, but--as noted in a previous blog--Molly Ivins is no longer with us).
My dream job would be to work on the Colbert Report or the Daily Show. If only I knew someone who knew those guys. Someone who owed me big time for doing something horrible, like dumping me on Valentine's Day.
(Okay, I know it was fourteen years ago and we were only dating for a few weeks, but still. Who does that?)
After my hour of entertainment cum pseudojournalism, I switch over to Countdown with Keith Olberman (YES! Yes! I DO know that he was once on ESPN. Did YOU know that he does a radio sports show with Dan Patrick that airs at 3 PM on AM 620 in Bangor--along with other nationwide cities and towns? See? I know about sports! AND I am a girl! Imagine!)...okay tangential tirade over.
Olberman's format is to countdown the top 5 news stories of the day. He has many guests to extrapolate the situation at hand. He also has regular segments like "Worst Person in the World" and "Oddball." WPW usually involves someone from what Keith likes to call "Fox Noise Channel." The "Oddball" segment has, well, odd things. Usually something from Japan with a skinless cat walking through a waterfall inside a mall or something like that.
When Olberman is out for the night, Alison Stewart hosts instead. I feel like it's 1994 and I'm watching M T V news-you here it (bung da dung dung) first.
So, if you're a hippie like me and you want some lefty news you've got 2 solid hours to kill...blah blah blah.
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