Traffic, anyone?

It took me 3 hours to get to work on Friday and two hours to get home...

It was because of a freak accident on I-95 North (AKA Rte 128). A tractor trailer truck ran over a storm drain cover which made the cover fly up and hit the car behind it. The photo below is from WBZ Newsradio.

They closed all but one lane, so it went from five lanes down to one during the height of morning traffic. I took all back roads for half of the trip to avoid the parking lot that was I-95, but it was still backed up EVERYWHERE.

You see, lots of other people took backroads. And when a red light turned yellow, oncoming traffic kept going, so traffic in the opposite direction got backed up. It took two to four turns of the light before you got through it. And this was every single traffic light for ten miles of suburban street traffic.

However, the alternative was the wide open highway which went along at about 2 miles and hour. Thank goodness I didn't go on the highway because my car overheated. I simply pulled onto the side of the road and waited for it to cool down then drove with the heat on. In 90 degree weather. For miles of bumper to bumper traffic. That was on the way to work.

For the way home, I was rushing because I had to work at good ol' ON for the first time in a month. I think I would have enjoyed it more had it not taken me two hours to get there. The traffic was bad for everyone going in every direction for the way home because they still hadn't opened up the roads and everyone knew to avoid it. I stopped by my house for five minutes. I microwaved some TJ's curried rice (which I ate at stoplights while driving to work). And then, since my car's air conditioner doesn't work and it was 90 degrees of bumper to bumper two hour traffic, I peeled my clothes off to take a minute long freezing cold shower before getting dressed for work at Old navy. I was gross. I had even sweat through my underclothes. I swear my sports bra made a "scchhhhllllluuuucccckkk" kind of sucking sound as I pulled it off my disgustingly sweaty skin. It was truly truly awesome.

I did make use of my time and worked on my homework while in the car. Write a little, move 10 yards. Write a little, move ten yards.

And I thought I couldn't hate this traffic any more than I did before Friday...

Poopy climaxes

Dude, wassup avec les avons these days? It's midsummer so they're making it worth all the teachers' whiles to have followed along since the end of the school year. And the students who watch. Anyway, so now this week is the big pay off for following along and every one of them has been RIDICULOUSLY staged. I mean, it's the CLIMAX OF THE SEASON. I know it's usually a one take thing because of the shoestring daily budget and all but still, can't we bring in a better cinematographer and editor for the crucial scenes?

I didn't see the Greenlee kidnapping car crash happen, just its aftermath. But the Jason being shot by the snipers and the neo-nazi baseball player serial terrorizor falling off the roof (with two black people, one Latina woman and a female Muslim cop, no less) have been PUKE.

Fun plotlines though! Today Erica Kane was awesome when she freaked on Greenley. "Every breath those boys take is a miracle and it's all your fault!!!!" Powerful.

You know, talking about that neo-nazi storyline has made me realize that Llandview is very diverse. There's Carlotta's family, Adrianna and Dorian to cover the Latino/a piece of the diversity pie;Evangeline and her sister, and RJ and his granddaughter for the AfroAmer; Nora is Jewish; and What's Her Name is Muslim.

Anyway, I had to work at ON tonight, so I missed the GH rerun (seriously, we need some Tivo) and, despite the cheesy cinematography, I still want to know what happened after the gunmen attacked Jason in front of the courthouse.

I shall suffer through my sleepyness to fulfill this GH need. That's how dedicated I am.

I really want to write for a soap opera when I grow up. That would be awesome.

Insomnia is bad for you

Oh bloody hell. What the eff am I watching and why can't I fall asleep?

I had a cappuccino at dinner. Perhaps that's my problem. Anyway, as a result of this late nite perkiness, I'm watching junky Sunday night television.

What do I mean about junky tele?


I cannot believe I'm watching this show. But it's like a car accident. I simply can't turn away. Oh God. Make it stop. Please.

Why? Why does it make me feel like vomiting? I will tell you why:

Some girl named Brandy C has some sort of scars on her face from a car accident. Giantly fake boobed Erin made fun of her scars. Brandy C whine to good old (and I do mean old) Brett Michaels and he said, "When she talked to me in that high pitched I was so turned on." Wha?

Then Brandy C compared the scars on her face to having a disability, "I mean like, this is like a disability for me. If I were in a wheelchair and she made fun of me, that would be so wrong."

Later, when Erin is talking to Brett, all he does he stare at her giantly fake boobs. And he even said in the post interview thing, it was nod and stare, nod and stare. Also Erin is allegedly engaged.

It reminds me of the time that Jenny and I went on a mullet hunt. We were having a big old laugh at the expense of some um, not so sophisticated Causian people*.

Plus, it's Brett Michaels. Just the sight of him makes me wanna grab the Aqua Net and go roller skating at Skatetown.

This is the uniform of the girls (and for Brett Micahels, in most cases):

  • bleach blond or completely unnatural pink or red or both bleach and pink
  • lots of black eyeliner
  • tight pants-black or jeans
  • leather
  • longer earrings
  • really long fake nails
  • chunky necklace
  • lots of bright blush in a drag queen like line dorn the face
  • low cut shirt
  • push up bra
  • implants
  • harsh drawn in eyebrows
  • shiny under eyebrow light shadow
  • shiny dark eyeshadow on lids
  • lined lips
  • garish pink, orange or red thickly glossed lips
Some also have
  • tattoos
  • piercings
  • razor cut ends
  • voluminous hair
It's over finally. Am I tired? Not so much. Am I hoping their airing another episode after this? Sort of. But I actually already know that this is the first episode so there won't be another one.






*White trash

HP 7-Spoiler Free

So, let's see.

Saturday Intinerary

1230-1: Bought copy of HP7
1-3 AM: read
3-830: Slept
830-1130: read
1130-1 PM Accidentally slept
1-2: played musical cars retriving various cars from various places around Wey-Bra area
2-830: read
830-9: read and ate
9-330 AM: read

I'll go into spoiler mode in a few weeks. Hurry up and finish it already.

Still Here

So, I changed my mind and decided to loaf until after GH. This is because I haven't loafed in ages and I like it and I can get away with it. Traffic will be horrendous, but it always is for me these days.

Anyway, what I did was rearrange the tags at the end of every entry, which is something I've been meaning to do for age now. And now, I shall finally finish packing and clean my car and be motivated. The third cup of coffee seemed to be the charm today.

GH- I'm sorry I missed the story line about the kidnapping of Jason's baby. that sort of bummed me out. We really oughta get DVR.

I still think that Logan guy is super cute, even if he is five years younger than me in real life.

When will Connie AKA Kate Hoard and Sonny end up together like the so obviously and inevitably will?

Okay. Must seize restless length's desire to move and pwork. Au revoir, dudes.