Traffic, anyone?

It took me 3 hours to get to work on Friday and two hours to get home...

It was because of a freak accident on I-95 North (AKA Rte 128). A tractor trailer truck ran over a storm drain cover which made the cover fly up and hit the car behind it. The photo below is from WBZ Newsradio.

They closed all but one lane, so it went from five lanes down to one during the height of morning traffic. I took all back roads for half of the trip to avoid the parking lot that was I-95, but it was still backed up EVERYWHERE.

You see, lots of other people took backroads. And when a red light turned yellow, oncoming traffic kept going, so traffic in the opposite direction got backed up. It took two to four turns of the light before you got through it. And this was every single traffic light for ten miles of suburban street traffic.

However, the alternative was the wide open highway which went along at about 2 miles and hour. Thank goodness I didn't go on the highway because my car overheated. I simply pulled onto the side of the road and waited for it to cool down then drove with the heat on. In 90 degree weather. For miles of bumper to bumper traffic. That was on the way to work.

For the way home, I was rushing because I had to work at good ol' ON for the first time in a month. I think I would have enjoyed it more had it not taken me two hours to get there. The traffic was bad for everyone going in every direction for the way home because they still hadn't opened up the roads and everyone knew to avoid it. I stopped by my house for five minutes. I microwaved some TJ's curried rice (which I ate at stoplights while driving to work). And then, since my car's air conditioner doesn't work and it was 90 degrees of bumper to bumper two hour traffic, I peeled my clothes off to take a minute long freezing cold shower before getting dressed for work at Old navy. I was gross. I had even sweat through my underclothes. I swear my sports bra made a "scchhhhllllluuuucccckkk" kind of sucking sound as I pulled it off my disgustingly sweaty skin. It was truly truly awesome.

I did make use of my time and worked on my homework while in the car. Write a little, move 10 yards. Write a little, move ten yards.

And I thought I couldn't hate this traffic any more than I did before Friday...

Poopy climaxes

Dude, wassup avec les avons these days? It's midsummer so they're making it worth all the teachers' whiles to have followed along since the end of the school year. And the students who watch. Anyway, so now this week is the big pay off for following along and every one of them has been RIDICULOUSLY staged. I mean, it's the CLIMAX OF THE SEASON. I know it's usually a one take thing because of the shoestring daily budget and all but still, can't we bring in a better cinematographer and editor for the crucial scenes?

I didn't see the Greenlee kidnapping car crash happen, just its aftermath. But the Jason being shot by the snipers and the neo-nazi baseball player serial terrorizor falling off the roof (with two black people, one Latina woman and a female Muslim cop, no less) have been PUKE.

Fun plotlines though! Today Erica Kane was awesome when she freaked on Greenley. "Every breath those boys take is a miracle and it's all your fault!!!!" Powerful.

You know, talking about that neo-nazi storyline has made me realize that Llandview is very diverse. There's Carlotta's family, Adrianna and Dorian to cover the Latino/a piece of the diversity pie;Evangeline and her sister, and RJ and his granddaughter for the AfroAmer; Nora is Jewish; and What's Her Name is Muslim.

Anyway, I had to work at ON tonight, so I missed the GH rerun (seriously, we need some Tivo) and, despite the cheesy cinematography, I still want to know what happened after the gunmen attacked Jason in front of the courthouse.

I shall suffer through my sleepyness to fulfill this GH need. That's how dedicated I am.

I really want to write for a soap opera when I grow up. That would be awesome.

Insomnia is bad for you

Oh bloody hell. What the eff am I watching and why can't I fall asleep?

I had a cappuccino at dinner. Perhaps that's my problem. Anyway, as a result of this late nite perkiness, I'm watching junky Sunday night television.

What do I mean about junky tele?


I cannot believe I'm watching this show. But it's like a car accident. I simply can't turn away. Oh God. Make it stop. Please.

Why? Why does it make me feel like vomiting? I will tell you why:

Some girl named Brandy C has some sort of scars on her face from a car accident. Giantly fake boobed Erin made fun of her scars. Brandy C whine to good old (and I do mean old) Brett Michaels and he said, "When she talked to me in that high pitched I was so turned on." Wha?

Then Brandy C compared the scars on her face to having a disability, "I mean like, this is like a disability for me. If I were in a wheelchair and she made fun of me, that would be so wrong."

Later, when Erin is talking to Brett, all he does he stare at her giantly fake boobs. And he even said in the post interview thing, it was nod and stare, nod and stare. Also Erin is allegedly engaged.

It reminds me of the time that Jenny and I went on a mullet hunt. We were having a big old laugh at the expense of some um, not so sophisticated Causian people*.

Plus, it's Brett Michaels. Just the sight of him makes me wanna grab the Aqua Net and go roller skating at Skatetown.

This is the uniform of the girls (and for Brett Micahels, in most cases):

  • bleach blond or completely unnatural pink or red or both bleach and pink
  • lots of black eyeliner
  • tight pants-black or jeans
  • leather
  • longer earrings
  • really long fake nails
  • chunky necklace
  • lots of bright blush in a drag queen like line dorn the face
  • low cut shirt
  • push up bra
  • implants
  • harsh drawn in eyebrows
  • shiny under eyebrow light shadow
  • shiny dark eyeshadow on lids
  • lined lips
  • garish pink, orange or red thickly glossed lips
Some also have
  • tattoos
  • piercings
  • razor cut ends
  • voluminous hair
It's over finally. Am I tired? Not so much. Am I hoping their airing another episode after this? Sort of. But I actually already know that this is the first episode so there won't be another one.






*White trash

HP 7-Spoiler Free

So, let's see.

Saturday Intinerary

1230-1: Bought copy of HP7
1-3 AM: read
3-830: Slept
830-1130: read
1130-1 PM Accidentally slept
1-2: played musical cars retriving various cars from various places around Wey-Bra area
2-830: read
830-9: read and ate
9-330 AM: read

I'll go into spoiler mode in a few weeks. Hurry up and finish it already.

Still Here

So, I changed my mind and decided to loaf until after GH. This is because I haven't loafed in ages and I like it and I can get away with it. Traffic will be horrendous, but it always is for me these days.

Anyway, what I did was rearrange the tags at the end of every entry, which is something I've been meaning to do for age now. And now, I shall finally finish packing and clean my car and be motivated. The third cup of coffee seemed to be the charm today.

GH- I'm sorry I missed the story line about the kidnapping of Jason's baby. that sort of bummed me out. We really oughta get DVR.

I still think that Logan guy is super cute, even if he is five years younger than me in real life.

When will Connie AKA Kate Hoard and Sonny end up together like the so obviously and inevitably will?

Okay. Must seize restless length's desire to move and pwork. Au revoir, dudes.

Procrastination Station

Okay, so instead of writing this and watching All My Children, I should be packing all the already laundered clothes and cleaning out my car. But it's so hot and the living room has a nice fan and I haven't played Snood in so long...

Things to pack:
Jenny's presents
All my relevant books
journal
notebook
blank book
seminar books
books of interest
Laptop
Fan
Celia's birthday present
Bathing suit
Towels
Clothes

What I have packed:

some clothes
everything I haven't unpacked from Bermuda (still in suitcase)
everything I haven't unpacked from Steve's wedding (still in car)

Oh boy.

I'm tired just thinking about it.

Alright. Commerical's over and I think i felt a twinge of motivation coming on.

Worse Than a Post-It

With the advent of crappy old Nate making it on to the cover of Boston magazine this month, I've been forced to reflect on my maltreatment from males.

Even before Nate's Valentine's Day Massacre in 10th grade, I had my downs from other dudes. Gregg Engla nd didn't talk to me after I kissed him while playing Truth or Dare outside of Old South. Greg Th eran broke up with me on St Patrick's Day in 9th grade.--Really a blessing. What was that pervy senior doing going out with a freshman? I mean, I know I looked older and I was mature and of course I'm very very pretty, so I was mighty alluring, but ew. And why did my parents let me get away with that? Not that they didn't have a reason to trust me. Frodo and I were very low key on the baseball front.

Being dumped on Valentine's Day wasn't even the worst break up I've ever experienced.

The worst was just a few years ago. Not in person. Not my phone. Not by voicemail. Not even by Post-It.

Much worse.

For a clue as to how this break up came about, I offer you this link from Stephen Colbert's guest tonight, Will Schwalbe.
http://www.amazon.com/Send-Essential-Guide-Email-Office/dp/0307263649

Yep. I once got dumped over email. Worse, he had moved, didn't have a cell phone and didn't give me his new number Just moved, emailed to say "no more" and that was it.

Of course, as they all do, he tried to get in touch and see how I was and try to...I don't know what--get back together? Why do they always come back to chat? I guess I'm compelling enough to talk to but not enough to break up with in a civilized and normal manner.

Fortunately, two years later, I haven't been called in a while. Which is good. At first he would call to chat every three months. Then 6. It's been probably nine now. I hope he's got some droll little woman who enjoys hearing about all his mundane interests (ancient wars and football) to occupy his phone time.

Anyway, I'm tired. Surprise surprise.

Harry Potter Mania (caution: spoiler of 1-6 alert)

I do and don't want it to end, you know? I mean, I want to know what happens to Harry and everyone else, but at the same time, I've been living with this mystery for seven years now. It's become a friend, if you will. And in just 16 days, 1 hour, 54 minutes and 21, 20, 19 seconds, it will be gone.

With the advent of the residency fast approaching, I have been oscillating between doing homework and rereading HP. A little too much rereading and not enough hmwk, to be honest. Alas, it will all get done.

I've read 1-3 and then 6. I will re-read 4 and 5 after OotP comes out next week so that there's a little element of surprise when watching the movie from the details I've forgotten upon my first and second read throughs. I like to find what the movie missed by rereading after anyway.

I'd really like to do a movie marathon of 1-4 soon, too.

Here's so things I've observed and written to friends in the past few weeks, and some other people's observations as well:

First Kara wrote:

I'm sure you've all heard about the Soprano's final moments now, if you cared about the show at all (I think Tony's dead, based on the flash-back to Bobby saying something like "when you get wacked, I bet it just all goes black"). So, Keith Olberman has put out his own spoiler as to how the Harry Potter book will end:
"Harry, Ron and Hermione enter a diner. They order Butter Beer and onion rings. Voldemort is sitting at the lunch counter, marking time. Outside, Ron’s sister, Ginny, is having a hell of a time parallel parking, even though she’s using her wand. And just then the door to the diner opens and Harry Potter looks up and—the last 11 pages of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” are freaking blank."
I was amused. I'm still banking on the new book being the highlight of my summer. Is Harry's scar the final horcurx? Will Harry have to give up his magical powers in order to survive (a nicer ending than just bumping both Harry and Voldemort), and in doing so, wipe out the powers of Voldemort? Did Dumbledore create his own horcurx, and will he show up in the final book afterall? Who knows, but we have less than a month to wait!


Then I wrote:


KB, those Harry predictions are interesting. I never thought of the scar being a horcrux. I don't think Dumbledore would make any horcruxes because they are dark magic.

One thing I was thinking about, though, was that "as long as there are people faithful to me at Hogwarts, I will always be around" or something like that from the 2nd book when Harry shows faith to Dumbledore and Fawkes and the sorting hat enter the Chamber.

Upon rereading the 2nd, I think that another one of the horcruxes will be the shield that Tom Riddle received for service to the school. It's written about so often and Jo (as we're advised to call her on her fan page) said that there are a lot of parts of 2 and 6 that go together. In fact, I noticed the twin cupboards that Malfoy uses to get to Knockturn Alley from Hogwarts is mentioned in 2.

THe other thing I've been thinking about is the prophecy. It doesn't make sense, semantically, or it doesn't necessarily mean what Harry thinks it means. "Neither can live while the other survives." Does it really mean that one has to kill the other? As it stands, neither are really "living" in the sense of having a normal life, while either of them are surviving. If it were "One can't live while the other survives," then that would mean one of them would have to die for the other to live. But "neither" confuses things greatly. I mean both are surviving right now and living. If we took the prophecy's reverse, if one of them stopped surviving, then either of them would live, and it would have to be the one who is still surviving--so does that mean Voldemort could live (and even be restored?) if he killed Harry? So Harry has to kill Voldemort and not get whacked, because if he is, that means Voldemort lives. And what the hell kind of ending is that?

And I'm still confounded by the "gleam of triumph" in Dumbledore's eye in #4 when harry tells him about the graveyard...Jo says that's a clue-ish type thing.

Also, the thing that Snape and Dumbledore were arguing about in the woods in #6 was never explained. Also, why Dumbledore trusts Snape was never explained. Also, how anyone (particularly Dumbledore) knows the details of the night Voldemort killed Lily and James still hasn't been revealed.

I would like the 7th to take us back to Lily and James for a while and have us see some dialog with them, like we've been able to see with Voldemort's past.

And was Lupin in love with Lily? I think he was.

I think that Harry is a descendant of Godric Griffindor, which is why the Potter's lived in Godric Hollow.

I think that Voldemort was influeced by events in the Muggle world, particularly Hitler.

I still think there are holes that need to be filled in #3, but I can't think of what they are right now. It's more about Lily and James and Sirius and Lupin, though.
Then Kara wrote:

You don't think that Dumbledore would venture into the Dark Arts, even to save the world? You're probably right, since he's the closest thing to a "Christ Figure" that this series has. He is the epitome of good in the battle of good vs. evil. Do you think there's such a thing as a good counterpart to a horcrux? Something that would make a soul whole again?
I too should start re-reading the series. I have heard that book 2 is much deeper that the original read-through showed it to be. At first, I thought it was the fluffiest of the books. But, if a lot of the items introduced in Book 2 start showing up in other books, then it's worth a read.
Didn't Fawkes bring Harry the hat so he could pull the sword out to kill the big snake thing? Then, Fawkes' tears healed his snake bite.
Then I wrote:

Yes, I didn't dislike 2 as much as I previously had. Before it all seemed far fetched, but then the way things are mapped out furhter along in the series, things like the sorting hat appearing when Harry shows real faith in Dumbledore and Fawkes and all that. I would like to know more about Dumbledore and Fawkes. Or how Dumbledore knew as much as he always seemed to know--whether it was the goings on at Hogwatrs or the things that happened then night Volde attacked Harry way back...

Then Rene said

As far as Harry P., I think he goes down. Not sure
about the details, but if she really never, ever wants
to write another HP book, then he has to die. Which
makes me sad.

Then Kara said

I think it's a possibility that Harry has all of his magical powers stripped from him, and in doing so, wipes out the powers of Voldemort. Harry will then be able to survive, but will have to live as a person, and not a wizard. Though, I'd be pissed if the whole series turns out to be the dream of a kid in a coma or something stupid like that.
To which I said

I'm not sure if the coma thing or the death thing would piss me off more, but both of them would.

Is there any incidence of a wizard becoming a Muggle?

I hope that more of those side books Jo wrote, like "Hogwarts, A History" or "The Standard Book of Spells, Grade One" get published. I read the "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" and "Quidditch Through the Years." THey're fun little books.
Then there was a lull in emailing, during which i was reading more of #6. THen I wrote

I'm still not doing my homework in lieu of reading all the HPs before 7.21.07 and I just read about Merope Gaunt's (Voldemort's mom) losing her powers when she lost her husband (#6, p. 262) so Kara, there's a clue to sustain your theory. Also, in that same chapter, Dumbledore talked about how much Tom liked collecting trophies of his accomplishments, which is a hint to support my theory that the shield he won back when Hagrid got kicked out, as mention in #2, is a horcrux.

You know what else I was thinking about? The Sorting Hat. They're all supposed to be wary of things that can think without a brain and the hat is one of them. Since it's benevolent, maybe there is a non Dark Arts equivalent to horcruxes.

Also, I want to harry to grow up to be a DADA professor at Hogwarts.

Also, I wonder about Headmaster portraits coming to life and Dumbledore being in the next book trough that if he's trulyy most sincerely dead.

And finally, I bought a bag of Bertie Botts today. They have more flavors since the last time I tried them. THe rotten egg thing is THE WORST THING I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE. It's really fun, though.
I have just finished #6 a few hours ago. I really really want to know why it is that Dumbledore trusted Snape so much.

I also want to know what that potion that Dumbledore had to drink to get the locket was. What was Dumbledore reliving? It seemed to me that it was the night of Harry's death that he was reliving. Why did he say: "It's all my fault?" and "No take me instead"?

I also want to know more about Snape's past. Why did Eileen Prince end up with the Muggle Tobias Snape? And he was mean, if I recall from 5's Pensieve romp during occlumency lessons.

I also wonder about this year that's not at Hogwarts. So far, everything Ron's seen about himself in the mirror of Erise has a way of almost coming true: he was a prefect, so he could become Head Boy. He did play Quidditch. Etc etc. So, I thought he and Hermione would end up going back this year to Hogwarts while Harry didn't.

Horcruxes:
  1. locket-destroyed by RAB (Regulus Black?)
  2. diary-destroyed by Harry
  3. ring-destroyed by Dumbledore--but we never learned the details of that. Should we be concerned, especially if Snape was supposedly helping him with destroying it?
  4. ?Hufflepuff Cup
  5. ?something of Ravenclaw or Gryffindor (my guess is Ravenclaw)
  6. ?Nagini-that was Dumbledore's guess

Now, that would leave off my theory about the shield, but maybe Nagini isn't, or mabye he never got a Ravenclaw or Gryffindor thing

Anyway, I'm glad that harry feels pity for Malfoy. I sort of do, too. He's got one crappy dad, that's for sure.

Next thing: I really can't wait to see more of the magic world outside of London, the Burrow, Hogsmeade and Hogwarts. Plus, I want to know what it will be like at the Dursley's if Ron and Hermione really do go to stay there with Harry.

And finally, who else will die? I wonder if it will be Ron or Hermione or Hagrid? How many more people can she kill off, that terrible old Jo?

We will all know in 16 days, 1 hour, 20 minutes and 16,15,14 seconds (Did I mention I have a countdown timer installed on my desktop?)

Good night all.

At Risk of Summons by DBS

Yeah, the Department of Blog Services will be after me soon for my blatant neglect of "In the Pines." Quite sorry about that, all. But as many of you may know, it's been a busy time:

  1. Left old job
  2. Began new job
  3. went to Bermuda
  4. have summer residency for grad school starting Friday
  5. All the weddings and the babies and the family parties and visits
  6. Harry Potter #7 is coming out
So, between all those things, I barely have time/ energy to sit and write an entry.

I will be away from Friday until the following Tuesday, so I don't expect I'll be writing much during that time, either. Please forgive me.

Once the residency is over, I should have a more regular schedule. I will be back to writing the blog and doing other things I am supposed to do routinely, like cleaning my room and doing my laundry. We shall see.