How Do I Love the Rock of Love

Brett Michaels and his awesome stupid obvious wig

How Do I Love the Rock of Love

This very bad bad bad show is getting even better at being the best worst show on TV. I thought for sure that nothing would top the delicious horrible-ness of the first season, but no. I was mistaken.

(I'm catching up on my television in the last two days while recovering from this thing that is kicking my ass.)

And so, I am currently watching Rock of Love. The girls did a mini USO type show.

Rock of Love Girls in USO type performance thing

It was terribly awesome. Two girls stripped like tacky strippers. That was horriblydistasteful, even for Brett Michaels. Meanwhile two others stripped in a cute way then did the hula hoop while reciting the Preamble. That was kinda clever.

Rock of Love Girls in USO type performance thing

Then a very stupid girl, who I think is foreign effed up the singing of the Star Spangled Banner. At that point, I had to mute the TV. I can't stand embarrassing moments on television.

Then there was this huge fight at dinner because all the girls were together at the meal. Swearing, tears, pointed fingers, and swiveling necks ensued.

Rock of Love girls fighting at dinner

Anyway, it was awesomely bad. If one has to be ill and in bed, one should be happy that such drivel, indulgent hilarity of horrors is available.