How Do I Love the Rock of Love

Brett Michaels and his awesome stupid obvious wig

How Do I Love the Rock of Love

This very bad bad bad show is getting even better at being the best worst show on TV. I thought for sure that nothing would top the delicious horrible-ness of the first season, but no. I was mistaken.

(I'm catching up on my television in the last two days while recovering from this thing that is kicking my ass.)

And so, I am currently watching Rock of Love. The girls did a mini USO type show.

Rock of Love Girls in USO type performance thing

It was terribly awesome. Two girls stripped like tacky strippers. That was horriblydistasteful, even for Brett Michaels. Meanwhile two others stripped in a cute way then did the hula hoop while reciting the Preamble. That was kinda clever.

Rock of Love Girls in USO type performance thing

Then a very stupid girl, who I think is foreign effed up the singing of the Star Spangled Banner. At that point, I had to mute the TV. I can't stand embarrassing moments on television.

Then there was this huge fight at dinner because all the girls were together at the meal. Swearing, tears, pointed fingers, and swiveling necks ensued.

Rock of Love girls fighting at dinner

Anyway, it was awesomely bad. If one has to be ill and in bed, one should be happy that such drivel, indulgent hilarity of horrors is available.

New Favorite Jason Castro

=sigh=

American Idol is back, and I'm in love. Is anyone surprised that I am in love with the hippie? Anyone? No? I didn't think so.

I'm in love with Jason Castro and am texting 5707 as many times as I can now.

Visit Jason's American Idol page here and check out his dreadlockiliciousness.

I Still Love Hillary, but...

I Still Love Hillary But I Had to Share This Video

Hillary was just on The Daily Show and did a pretty good job. Jon Stewart made reference to a SNL skip so I dragged myself out of my sickbed to see if I could find it. I did find it and it was entertaining but, I found this as well. I don't know why it makes me chuckle. I guess I like seeing her - or any politician - being unscripted.



Can anyone say, "Ricola"?

That's about all I can take as far as sitting and typing. Back to lying down with the heating pad.

If I Were to Join E Harmony

If I were to join E-Harmony, this is what I would submit for my photos. Anyone who knows me, know this is the best you'll get:

Mr Big or the new PM of Russia?

I saw this picture of Dmitry Medvedev, the new Prime Minister of Russia, on Yahoo news today and did a double take because he looks just like Mr Big (Chris Noth's character on Sex and the City.)

Am I Right?

The new PM, by the way, was hand picked by the current PM, Vladimir Putin. Putin, for all intents and purposes, will still be the ruler of Russia.

Russia is edging ever closer to its Cold War days, in regards to dictatorial government.

Has anyone seen my copy of Animal Farm? I think I know a Dobby-the-Elf looking guy who could use a refresher.

Publisher's Description: "Animal Farm" is the most famous by far of all twentieth-century political allegories. Its account of a group of barnyard animals who revolt against their vicious human master, only to submit to a tyranny erected by their own kind, can fairly be said to have become a universal drama. Orwell is one of the very few modern satirists comparable to Jonathan Swift in power, artistry, and moral authority; in animal farm his spare prose and the logic of his dark comedy brilliantly highlight his stark message. Taking as his starting point the betrayed promise of the Russian Revolution, Orwell lays out a vision that, in its bitter wisdom, gives us the clearest understanding we possess of the possible consequences of our social and political acts.