The college football teams of Utah and Brigham Young are playing each other today.
I predict that neither team will win.
You see, contrary to previous notions, God, in fact LOVES gays. Therefore, lighting will strike both field goal posts, the field will be flooded and the Mormon Bowl of '08 will have to be canceled.
Because God really hates it when you mess with the message of Love Everyone.
Oh, and if you happen to be a homophobic hatemonger troll and come across this blog, comments are edited and I'm going to be undemocratic and not let your comment go up, so don't bother. :)
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