More from the Blogs--The Tour of the Summer: Brett Michaels!


We all know how much we love to loathe Rock of Love on VH1, and now the action is coming to a city near you!

Will Heather, Lacey, Daisy or Rodeo be in the crowd, as a devoted groupie? That'd be the only reason why I'd go. Fake boobs are fun to see up close.

Anyway, tour date:

http://www.vh1.com/artists/az/bret_michaels/tours.jhtml


And thanks to Jen H for passing the news along!!!

Series: Epistles to Ikea - Dog Helps Owner Keep Pounds Off


Dear Ikea,

Despite the meal yesterday and the fact that I only exercised once last week, I have still been able to keep off those 20 lbs gained from mi loca autumn/winter. And, thanks to EFFING DAISY my dog, I will continue on this path because

SHE ATE ALL THE DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CRISPS we bought yesterday (94 calories each...). You know how chocolate is allegedly bad for dogs? Yeah, not for Daisy. She has guts of steel. She once at a whole box of Puopol o's Candies, and we all know how deliciously rich those candies are. (Though, come to think of it, it's been a while since I had one. If only I knew someone, if only I lived with someone who had regular access to that candy...)

So, instead of 3000 calories, only 300 calories were consumable (three were left untouched by her savagery.)

Looks like I've got yet another excuse to go back ASAP.

(Plus, I'm buying the effing loft bed, regardless of what my mother thinks and what--ahem--issues she has brought up for its downsides. Still can't believe it.)

Jag älskar dig!

Birgit

Network Campaign Coverage 0, Elizabeth Edwards 1


This is an excerpt from an op ed piece written by Elizabeth Edwards, wife of former presidential candidate John Edwards, in the New York Times today:

The New York Times




April 27, 2008
Op-Ed Contributor

Bowling 1, Health Care 0

Chapel Hill, N.C.

FOR the last month, news media attention was focused on Pennsylvania and its Democratic primary. Given the gargantuan effort, what did we learn?

Well, the rancor of the campaign was covered. The amount of money spent was covered. But...the information about the candidates’ priorities, policies and principles — information that voters will need to choose the next president — too often did not make the cut...

Why? Here’s my guess: The vigorous press that was deemed an essential part of democracy at our country’s inception is now consigned to smaller venues, to the Internet and, in the mainstream media, to occasional articles...every analysis that is shortened, every corner that is cut, moves us further away from the truth until what is left is the Cliffs Notes of the news, or what I call strobe-light journalism, in which the outlines are accurate enough but we cannot really see the whole picture...

View the full article at:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/27/opinion/27edwards.html?th&emc=th

I always did love her, even if I was iffy about John Edwards.



It's Okay to Cry!


After winning the 500 & being the first woman to do so, Danica Patrick cried. Then later apologized for crying, calling it "Girlie."

Um excuse me, but when Brett Favre retired, was that girlie? When Michael Jordan cried after winning the championship, after coming out of retirement, was that girlie? When the Sox won in 04 and every man woman and child in New England cried for their rewarded faith, and for their parents, grandparents, great grandparents, great great grandparents up in heaven finally smiling, was that girlie?

No.



People cry in sports. Especially when it's because benchmarks were made or perseverance paid off big. That's one of the many beauties of sports, of athleticism -- it's never just the game. It's the triumph of mind over matter; it's the hope of breaking barriers and forging new milestone in history. And, yes, it is the grace, skill & strength we like to watch from those people fortunate enough to be gifted in ways we admire and sometimes envy.

Right now, people are at least thinking about Tibet, because of sports and the besieged Olympic torch. Women are making records. Minorities are breaking down barriers. Etc Etc Etc. The story behind the story, the passion portrayed, it's all part of why we watch, why we care.

So, girl, cry cry cry. You earned it!

More About the War: Part 2

New Film: Standard Operating Procedure

There is a new documentary from film maker Errol Morris (Fog of War is the most recent film of his). It covers the Abu Grhaib prison scandal and exposes, as any good skeptic already knew, that it wasn't "a few bad apples" as Donald Rumsfeld had put it, but, in fact, the standard operating procedure for the place.

I-e-i-e-i-e. If I don't quit witht he exposes, I'll have the folks at the CIA, FBI and NSA getting my blog as an RSS feed...(They might already, even if I do sometime divert my attneiton to the Red Sox, my shoes and General Hospital...)

See the trailer here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8vk3v1BJBE&feature=related

Listen to the movie review I heard that made me want to see it here:

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=89818507&ft=1&f=1045

Here's a deleted scene I found on YouTube. The last 15 seconds are...something else. Her anger and indignation. I need to see this movie:

More About the War, part 1

I have two stories that were in the news this week that I want to do my part to bring more exposure to. (Also, I have to make up for that blog about my shoes. So so so indulgent. But really, I do love my shoes. Utterly and dearly.)

Story one: I Don't Believe This Sh1t

Leading up to the Iraq War, the Pentagon began a PSYOPS program (psychologoical operation) with former military personnel, mainly generals, of wining and dining & feeding misleading or flat out false information about the danger America faced from Iraq. Even more sinister, it promised some former generals that, should the war be waged, they stood to gain financially because their companies--defense contractors, mainly--would be used in the operation. So, these targets of the PSYOPs went out into the media, spreading the word of the Pentagon as if it were the Gospel and did so on all the major television networks: CNN, NBC, even my beloved NPR fell victim to it. Meanwhile, dissenters of the war, in the coverage leading up to it, were often from far out marginal groups, and never anyone from a mainstream organization. (Granted, there weren't that many dissenters from mainstream organization--certainly not as many as there are now.)

And I really want to stress the utter sickening disgust over those retired military personnel who agreed to represent themselves as knowledgable and unbiased commentators and contributors on the national news for why we should have entered this, now so very obviously complete and utter disaster of a bullsh1t, war knowing that they stood to gain hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars should it be waged. Can you think of this? Can you picture this reverberation? Every man and woman who died fighting in this war, in part died for the greed of those people. Every innocent Iraqi child, grandmother, father, sisiter, brother, mother, teacher, doctor, librarian (yes, there are Iraqi librarians) who suffered or died, experienced that, in part, because of the the GREED of those people. Can you imagine? Every grieving wife, mother, friend, father, sister, son, brother, daughter who lost someone --physically or mentally--because of this waged war can, in part, blame the greed of those people.

This story has not been covered by the mainstream broadcast media, either. To cover it would be expose their grave & terrible mistake. How do they acknowledge that their analysts and consultants, who they so faithfully traipsed out onto the "war desk" for fair and balanced coverage and analysis were merely the puppets, while the Pentagon were the marionettests, pulling the strings behind the scene? How do they admit that they had so royally fucked us over? (And you know I'm not one to drop and f-bomb on the blog, but all's fair in coverage of the highly biased coverage of the war.)

No, no, it is much easier to continue coverage of the things like the endless Democratic campaign and all its manufactured controversies and the cult in Texas with the ladies and their stupid hair and pioneer dresses. Because how could they possibly admit that they too were duped? Were part of the problem? Contributed to this gigantic breach in the last shreds of democracy and freedom of the press?

They don't. They won't. But, at least we have blogs...

eff u "earrrrtttthhhh day"

\/Eff U Earth Day\/


Just like every month should be poetry month, every day should be earth day.

For Earth Day I:

  • did not commute with someone else to work -- however, I usually do. My commuter mate is on vaca this weekend.
  • did not put anything in the recycling bin -- because it was already at the curbside or pick up, and by "it", I actually mean them. We had one trash barrel and four recycling bins on the sidewalk
  • did not ask people at my work to think about eco-friendly products -- because THAT'S ALL WE THINK ABOUT ALREADY
  • did not start to give up meat-eating in recognition of the vast resources used to make one pound of meat -- because I've already been doing that for the last SIXTEEN (anniversary back in March!!!) years
  • did not forgo using plastic & paper plates, knives, forks, etc -- because I rarely ever use them in the first place
  • did not suffer the inconvenience of not having my purchases bagged at the store -- because I hardly ever use a bag (just throw it in my giant purse), and don't consider that an inconvenience
  • did not change the margins of my print outs -- because I didn't print anything, and if I had, I would have reduced the margins to .7 all around and, in the case of my personal print outs, reduce the font size to 11 or 10, make two columns with .5 gutters and turn the page to landscape to portrait, often reducing printout by 2-4 pages, depending on the size of the document...
The point is: every day is Earth Day. And it is with very little inconvenience. Or, aybe, because it's so much of a routine, I don't recognize the inconvenience. Regardless, these little thing add up after 16 years of doing them, I imagine.

So I say, eff u "Earth Day" because we should think about climate change, resource management, reducing waste, decreasing emissions, conserving energy etc etc etc EVERY SINGLE DAY and not just once a year. Therefore, I get a little pissy on Earth Day and it's tokenism. Every day should be Earth Day -- and can be, so easily...

http://www.grist.org/

http://www.treehugger.com/

Greenandmore.com
[disclaimer: my place of employment]

http://www.41pounds.org/

http://www.changethemargins.com/

Okay, strident people like Hilary and Barack and Nader need their soap boxes back, so I'm getting down.

Harry Potter, Samantha and the guy from all those Hugh Grant romcoms

Last week Kim Catrall, "Samantha" on "Sex and the City", was on NPR's "Wait, Wait! Don't tell me!" She was on to promote the upcoming SATC movie and also the PBS Masterpiece movie that premiered tonight, called "My Boy Jack."


Belligerent a-hole Rudyard Kipling (played by David Haig) is all hawkish about Britain entering World War I. His son Jack joins the Army for a number of reasons, including to fulfill his dad's wishes, to become his own man, and to escape his over-bearing, zealously patriotic father.

Jack Kipling was played by Harry Potter AKA Daniel Radcliffe. Rudyard Kipling was played by the guy who is often in those romantic comedies by Andrew Davies, including "Four Weddings and a Funeral". He's one of the people that have a wedding.

The movie was okay. The actors were very good, and Harry Potter continues to show he can be more than just Harry Potter. (Remember Equus, with the horse and the nakedness?) Although it was totally weird to see Harry Potter with a flimsy mustache. It was also funny to see Samantha covered head to toe in Edwardian costume and being all mum-ish. She still was sexy though. She just oozes it, even in ankle length dress.
I thought the script was a little weak. I would have liked some more story development. It seemed rushed. BUt, if you like Masterpiece movies, then you'll like this one, too.

The PBS site is here.

The poem (which gives away the ending of the movie) that Kipling wrote for his son:
“Have you news of my boy Jack?”

Not this tide.
“When d’you think that he’ll come back?”
Not with this wind blowing, and this tide.
“Has any one else had word of him?”
Not this tide.
For what is sunk will hardly swim,
Not with this wind blowing, and this tide.

“Oh, dear, what comfort can I find?”
None this tide,
Nor any tide,
Except he did not shame his kind—
Not even with that wind blowing, and that tide.

Then hold your head up all the more,
This tide,
And every tide;
Because he was the son you bore,
And gave to that wind blowing and that tide!

Very Superstitious; therfore, must complete lame survey (don't read if you're superstitious and don't have time for stupidness)

'fn Rene and her myspace blog post and my 'fn superstition. Now I'm forced to fill out this lame-o thing...Really, don't bother reading. Please.

Last chance to look away...

Okay. Here is it...



YOU OPENED IT.
NOW YOU HAVE TO DO IT OR YOU'LL NEVER BE WITH
THE PERSON YOU LOVE... AND BE HONEST.


1) Single, Taken, or married?
Ew, "taken"? That's so Norweigan- Viking- invading- places- barbaric.

2) are you happy with that?
Again, I object to the question as it is posed.

3) Would you still kiss your ex?
A definitive "no" to each and every one.

4) Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yeah, but no so devastingly so that I could not recover fairly easily.

5) Are you single?
Wasn't this question 1?

6) Do you believe in love at first sight?
No, but I believe in attraction at first sight. Like, even if you think someone is good looking, you can know right away that they're not the right person for you.

7) Have you ever talked about marriage with another person?
Not in any serious way, no.

8) Do you want kids?
I can'wuntil I'm old enough to have children!

9) How Many?
Two, then foster kids.

10) Would you consider adoption?
Absolutely

11) If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
Why wouldn't I want them to tell me?

12) Do you like someone?
Oh, the 8th gradeness of this survey. I don't know if I can continue to fill this out...Whatever. Yes.

13) Have you ever fallen in love?
I have never been in love, but I've been in very deep like.

14) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
Sure, but not in a consumeristic, buy me jewelry type way. But in a cutesy commemorating sweet way--that's perfectly acceptable.

15) Do you believe that you can change for someone?
People CAN change for someone. It is a question of SHOULD they change. Furthermore, I think meeting new people -- whether they're friends or more than -- changes you as well, especially if the relationship, whichever type it may be, is meaningful.

16) Is it a good day?
It's a long day, but in a good way. Done with major part of major project at work. [not-so-surprise] thingy is tomorrow, as well as moving, as well as the bday party.

17) Do you wanna be successful in life?
Who says, "I don't want to be successful in life"? Man, these things can be stupid.

18) Does your ex still have feelings for you?
I think most of my exes appreciate my friendship, which is a very nice thing to have after the end of a relationship.

19) Who was the last person u kissed?
Who is "u"? I don't know anyone by the name of "u".

20) Do you think any of your friends will repost this?
Kara might, as a lark. IT would be funny to see her answers, since she's been with Frank since 1995.

21) Would u ever go back out with any of your ex's?
Of course not; that's why they're exes. But I also have to share with you Rene's answer to this question, which -- in her case -- I couldn't agree more, and neither could the rest of our friends. Because she wrote: "If you knew them all, you'd know the answer to this question." But, Kev is real nice. All the others, though...



Repost this in 5 minutes with the subject has "Relationship Quiz"
If you don't u will have bad luck in love for 5 years

Sorry if you didn't take my warnings and read this thing and are superstitious and no have to fill it out...

Song in My Head

This is one of Jenny's favorites:



and, in light of even more challenges, it's like her song to Life. It's been popping in my head all week, too. So, dear girl, if you get a chance to read this, just know I'm thinking about you and I love you and, indeed, you are much stronger than anyone should have to learn they are...

About "Cool on You Island": The original was on Y Kant Tori Read, which, in light of this new version, wasn't all that bad, in the end.

Lyrics:

If you don't treat me better
Baby I'll just run away
Baby I don't know what drives you
To play all these silly games
C'mon baby
I'm much stronger than you know
Sometimes
I'm not afraid to let it show

When will you wake up
I want you more than the stars and the sun
But I can take only so much
Cool on your island
Is it cool on your island

I gotta brand new dress babe
Could it make you wanna try
I guess I didn't want to notice
The stars gone from your eyes
C'mon baby
I'm much stronger than you know
Sometimes
I'm not afraid to let it show

When will you wake up
I want you more than the stars and the sun
But I can take only so much
Cool on your island
Is it cool on your island

We could buy an airplane
Build a home in the sand
You could tell your secrets
I could understand
But then by the morning
Comes crumblin' down
And as your leavin'
Wait

When will you wake up
I want you more than the stars and the sun
But I can take only so much
Cool on your island
Is it cool, baby
When will you wake up
I want you more than the stars and the sun
But I can take only so much
Cool on your island
You're so cool on your island
Is it cool on your island
Is it cool baby

If you don't treat me better
Baby I'll just run away
Cool on your island
If you don't treat me
One day you'll wake up cold
Yeah, then you'll know
You'll know
You'll know
You love me

Movie Time: Empire Records


I stole this image from a Google Image search. See, I usually use public images, but finding this one was too tempting. If you would like to see its origin, go to http://www.opentillmidnight.net/gallery.html

Thank goodness for movies on TV, I don't know what I'd do with myself on these mushy brain days without them. Empire Records is on right now.

Anyway, this has so many people in it that you didn't realize were in it:

  • The guy from "Without a Trace", Anthony LaPaglia
  • The guy from "CSI: Miami", before they killed him off, Rory Cochran
  • The other guy from "CSI: Miami", Johnny Whitworth (pattern!)
  • The guy from all those other teen movies, including that one with Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ethan Embry (who changed his name from Ethan Randall)
  • Liv Tyler
  • Rene Zellweger
  • Debi Mazar, who's in Entourage but I know her from something else and I can't tell what it is, even off of imdb
  • And I guess Spiderman was actually cut from the final version! Ha ha, that always seems to be the way; the biggest star from a random early-in-their-careers movie gets cut...
It even has that The The song from that commercial

Happy 400th Post!!!!


This is the 400th post to the (blogger hosted) blog! Yay! That's a lot a blogification. As someone who used to write about four journals a year, I don't feel too guilty with the "time wasting". It's just now, a quarter of that journal writing (the stuff I feel comfortable sharing with the world, that is) gets published.

Thanks for reading. Here's to 400+ more! Ha ha!

Sunday at the Movies


I spent the day on Sunday watching movies, some were "re-watches", some for the first time. I was down the Cape (as they say) and the Ps have all the movie channels. So I lounged and lingered and watched the following movies:
Great Balls of Fire - (missed beginning) Yeah, it's been decades, and she's probably in her 60s now, but I still can't believe Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13 year old second cousin. Dennis Quaid and Winona "the shoplifter" Ryder did a good job, though.

A Prairie Home Companion - (missed beginning) after all this time, I finally saw that Lindsey Lohan movie my sister was talking about. I wonder if it will be as good as the live show? I'll let you know after I see it up in Bangor in May (Christmas Present from Cindy & Sadie). It was as quirky as funny and folksy and cutesy as any other PHC experience, and Virginia Madsen looked so pretty.

Lucky You - (entirety) In the marketing for this movie, it looked like Drew Barrymore was the main character and she was struggling to deal with her gambling lover. It turns out this is a movie about a poker playing man, the legend and legacy and tumultous relationship with his poker player dad, his gambling problem and --oh yeah-- he likes Drew Barrymore. This was the second Eric Bana movie I saw that week. It was a Bana week for me. He's mighty handsome. I think I smell yet another phantom husband...

Primary Colors - (halfway through) This movie is even more interesting now that Hillary is running. But, oddly enough, I saw Obama in the "Stanton" character -- played by John Travolta. That Emma Thompson played Hill spot on though.

Stranger Than Fiction - (last third) speaking of Emma Thompson...to see these movies in one day just shows her range: from rigid, decisive, strident First Lady To Be to nutcase, chain-smoking, gloom-and-doom fiction writer, she does it all very very well. I love this movie. It's so tender, so funny, so smart. I love the anarchist baker and the IRS auditor falling in love. The linking of lives, the calm yet weird side characters (Dustin Hoffman and Queen Latifah). It's just a lovely movie, that I happily re-watched. I need to buy this DVD. Now I want Bavarian sugar cookies.


The Science of Sleep - (entirety) Gael Garcia Bernal, just to be up front, is on the list. (Obv.) This is another one of those movies that I would like to own because I've now seen it 3 times. Michel Gondry is one of my favorite movie makers (I used movie makers instead of just director because he also wrote the script for this film.) I saw him on Conan when he was promoting "Be Kind Rewind" (which I haven't seen & will now have to wait for the DVD). His mind is absolutely fascinating -- the way it works so non-linear. It reminds me of this quote I just read, that there is a strong



I Love My Wife - (first third) after such good movies, I couldn't bring myself to finish watching this slow-moving, not funny, repetitive movie with meandering story line and underdeveloped characters. Sorry Chris Rock, but this was a major major miss.


Thus I ended my marathon of movie watching and finally left Cape Cod.

silly stupid poemy thing for today

Ditties for April 15th

1) To the Tax Man

I bet you’re nothing like the
Tender Harold Crick
(from that lovely movie I watched on Sunday.)

You are wound tight,
‘tis but a requirement of the job
You put it on your resume
“.001 mm bum hole”

2) Wages-1

The Pope is here in America today
It is fitting that I reflect on my wages from the year at this time
The Archdiocese paid part of my pittance

3) Wages-2

Pick the t-shirt up from the collar
Shake it out with one crisp flick
Drape the bottom onto the table
Fold one sleeve in at mid-shoulder then the other
Use the table to fold the shirt in half
Repeat 10000000 times for close to minimum wage
Get a discount at the Gap

4) Wages-3

Those poor children
Who arrive on Saturday mornings
To learn phonetics
Before playing soccer
What torture, for both of us

5) Wages-4

eco-friendly
green
environmentally sensitive
amazing
urban
classic
sophisticated
simple
energy saving
organic
solar
Exhaust Fans

6) For

a. 20.7% I will never see, because is it paid into a system that will fail by the time I’m supposed to access it
b. 19.7% essentially goes to a war I don’t believe should have been waged; however, there are something in defense that are worth it—like peacekeeping missions and whatnot
c. 12.4% is Medicare, which—when managed properly—is worth it
d. 8.5% goes to the Chinese (interest in debt)
e. 6.8% see a and c
f. 4.7% is other income security—because mismanaging social security isn’t good enough
g. 4.5% SHOULD BE TEN TIMES BIGGER, MINIMUM for education and social services
h. 3.9% other blah blah blah
i. 2.8% health –Uncle Sam says, “Your health is 16.9% less important than our ability to bomb other people.”
j. 2.7% of the potholes on the streets are fixed because of my taxes
k. 2.6% we tapped into this year quite a bit, the result is in part on top of the television in a box, the other part in a box at the veteran’s cemetery
l. 2.1% again, at minimum quintuple this. I would love to see communities more developed
m. 2.0% I’m hungry
n. 1.5% just us
o. 1.4% returns to some of us
p. 1.3% goes to peeps without a job
q. 1.2% that’s a lot of CFL light bulbs
r. 1.1% purchased underwear in Panama
s. 1.0% for corn and pigs
t. 0.9% will get us to Mars some day
u. 0.8% TANF
v. 0.7% Does General Government know General Washington or General Petreus?
w. 0.2% man there’s some random chunks in this budget…whatev

7) What To Do with My Return

Ikea Furniture-$300
Used Fridge, Washer & Dryer-$600
Gas to cart stuff around-$100
Moving out of your parents house-priceless

HAPPY TAX SEASON EVERYBODY!!!!!! We have reached the end. 364 more days until the 2008 returns!

Happy Song

Happy Songs with John Legend and Stephen Colbert

Okay, I know that last one was a bummer of a post. Sorry, it was the song in my head. But here is a fun one:


John Legend on Colbert Report

PS - How many am I up to now on the phantom husbands list? If it's phantom husbands, is there a limit? 'Cause I'm calling John Legend, too. And, for that matter, Stephen Colbert. Yep, both on the list.

Deal with it.


Ruination Day ~ the 14th of April ~

From Gillian Welch:


Today is "Ruination Day"

  • Abraham Lincoln was assassinated
  • The Titanic hit the iceberg
  • The Okies fled from the worst dust storm in their history, on what is now called Black Sunday.


Just thought I'd pass along the pleasantness.

But at least the Sox came back to win.

Guess What????

I have to post a poem to the poetry blog, do my taxes, continue packing, do the laundry and keep reading for the crit thesis. But guess what I'm going to do instead:


ANOTHER STUPID SURVEY!!!!

Was your last kiss a mistake?
I don't think any kiss is a mistake and my last one definitely was not.

When was the last time you cried?
Sunday when I rewatched "Stranger Than Fiction"

Where is your father right now?
Speaking of crying...in a box on top of the television, in a box at the veteran cemetery in Bourne and where-ever it is you go after you die.

What do you think of your number 2 on your top friends?
Ben Harper is one of my phantom husbands

What is bothering you right now?
Bizzy bizzy bizzy: thesis, $$$, reorganizing the website, packing and unpacking and moving, the fact that I have no free weekend until June

Have you ever seen somebody get shot?
No, not even in Lewiston. There was that fight once at Gene's and someone said, "next time I"ll bring my AK!" but that never happened.

Have you ever taken a picture in a bathroom mirror?
Yes. Especially right after I get my hair cut.

Do you use big words?
Yes. Not now but...yes.

Have you ever been called a 'slut' or 'manwhore'?
My bratty sister calls me all manner of terrible things but that's because she's big dumb jock.

Does your head hurt right now?
How did you know? You're like, psychic!

Wheres your ex right now?
Which one? It doesn't matter -- I'd say 6 out of 10 are in Maine, so chances are "in Maine" is the right answer.

Do you miss someone?
Yes, I miss lots of people.

Have you ever injected a drug?
I think I had a morphine drip when I had appendicitis

Look to your right, what is there?
My loveseat

Have any piercing or tattoos?
Butterfly and ears

Do you fight with your parents often?
When I didn't live at home, I got along swell with everyone in this house. Now a days...well, its hard to live with your mum after you lived on your own for 10 years. I have my way of doing things (the right way), she has her way (the asinine way). So, I suspect when we're not fussing about where to put the mail and store the travel coffee mugs, we'll get along great again.

Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
Marshalls and Old Navy

Have you ever been in a car accident?
Two. Rear Ended both times.

Do you have to check in with your parents before you go someplace?
No. That would be too much.

The thing that was bothering you before, is it still bothering you?
That is a stupid question. How long did you suspect it would take to fill out this survey

Have you ever hated someone, but ended up being friends with them?
Not that I can remember.

Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
My own. before that it was the Alicia's bed in the Cape

Do you think the whole day is better if you smoke pot?
Ah, no. I'm not a pot smoker. More power to those people though.

Has anyone ever saved your life?
I don't think so.

Do you get good grades?
Yes

What are you looking forward to?
Finally effing moving

Is it hard to get over someone?
Depends on the relationship.

What is your mood right now?
Rejoicing! Manny JUST hit a homerun to gain the lead against the Indian in the 9th inning AS I READ that question. So, what else could I be?

Who is your last text from?
I don't know. I haven't gotten a text in the last week.

What is the last movie you watched at the cinema?
Junop

Did you date anyone last summer?
Yes

What song calms you down when you're mad?
All of the songs off of Blue Horse by the Be Good Tanyas. It reminds me of a very free time - summer of 2003: I didn't work, traveled all around the country, went down to the Goose and 33 all the time, lived at 214 Russel and wrote a (crappy? IDK, haven't looked at it since) novel.

Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
Yes.

Have you ever kissed someone 16 or older?
If I'm kissing people under 16, then that's a PROBLEM. (this was rene's answer and I'm keeping it too because it's hilarious and right on)

Do you delete people off of myspace?
No, but I don't accept random people as friends.

You still talk to the person who hurt you the most?
Ugh, absolutely not. But that was almost a decade ago, so I mustn't be so hard on myself about my poor taste in judgment.

This and that

Spent the weekend here

It was fun. But now I'm tired from my weekend getaway.

Ugh.

After a Night of Movies on TV Binge - Walk the Line & Troy

After a Night of Movies-on-TV Binge - Walk the Line & Troy


I just added some Johnny Cash to my iTunes library. Never had any before, though I feel like I know half the songs by heart already.

Comedian Jim Gaffigan has a bit about DVDs & how it's hard to talk about the ones you watch that are old, because then people are like, "Didn't that come out in 1987?" Or something like that. I feel that way now, because I remembered to buy me some Johnny Cash tunes after viewing the tail end of "Walk the Line" on FX last night, during my first TV binge in weeks and I'm sharing the news with y'all & you're like, "der that movie is so old wtf", (that's what you'd be like if you were 16, at least).


After "Walk the Line", I watched "Troy" on AMC. I was all about the blockbusters of the mid-aughts. (That's what I've decided to call this decade: "the aughts". Spread the word, let's start this trend. --Someone prob already has though. --But, anyway, I'm calling it. I say you put that in Wikipedia and attribute it to me.)

Seeing the movie loosely based on the Iliad made me nostalgic for teaching the Odyssey. One of my best moments teaching was when two girls cried after reading about Odysseus and Penelope sleeping in their marriage bed for the first time in 20 years. That was a neat-o moment (for Odysseus & Penelope and for me...in very different ways) -- that the girls were so involved, so touched by the story and I had introduced it to them and all that. It's pretty much the moment you live for as a teacher. So, thanks Brad Pitt, for the trip down memory lane. And also thank you for being so ruggedly handsome.

Repost: The County, Boston Drivers & The Way Life Should Be

Repost: The County, Boston Drivers & The Way Life Should Be

August 10, 2006 @ 1:01 pm

Mom is up in The County. The County is Mainespeak for Aroostook County. It’s called The County because it’s ginormous and about four people total live in the County. My mother goes up to visit a friend who used to work with her down here. The friend lives in TS16-R4 or some other alpha-numeric town. (Township 16, Range 4: these are large areas of Maine that aren’t populated enough to have formal town governments. They are mostly forest. Seriously.) (Side note: To create the link that had a Maine township, I googled “maine township” and it turns out there’s a town in Illinois called “Maine Township, Illinois” and one in Minnesota! Weird.)

She called on Tuesday.

“What have you done?” I asked.

“Nothing,” she said.

This is what the County is good for. “Nothing” is actually: taking walks to the St John and coming back; swimming in a lake; reading a book; playing board games, like Scrabble, which my mother is psychotically good at.

“Actually, we went to Governors in Presque Isle,” she said.

“Oh I know that one. I’ve never been, though. I was outside of it.”

It reminded me of my one visit to the County when Jenny was dating Br ad, and B rad, M ilo, Jenny and I stayed at Bra d’s parents’ house. B rad’s family had a family reunion at Governor’s and me and M ilo weren’t welcome, which I still find weird. That would never happen here.

In the really rural parts of Maine, there’s a palpable (unwarranted?) suspicion of people that aren’t from there. It’s like they’re part of an ancient African tribe, so they put up a wall for outsiders that one must work decades to chip away at.

People in Boston aren’t very friendly to strangers, especially strangers in cars

Side Story as Example - If one more mofo beeps at me when I don't turn on the red arrow red light, I'm going to get out of my car and beat them. This caravan beeped at me today for not going right on the red arrow red light. THE COMMUTER RAIL WAS DRIVING BY. I rolled down my window and pointed at the red arrow. Then, I pointed out the train going by. Then I gave her a nasty look when she passed me when the street went to two lanes. THEN I SAW THE "BABY ON BOARD" SIGN ON THE BACK OF HER CAR and lost my shiznit, gyrating and swearing into my dashboard. 'Baby on Board: must run red lights and get run over by speeding trains.' WTF WTF WTF I HATE BOSTON DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!)

However, in Boston, as soon as you're a friend of a friend, you’re a best friend. If it were the reverse and Jenny, Mi lo and B rad had come to Weymouth and my family were having a reunion, they would welcome my friends at the party and engage them right away.

Somewhere in the middle is every-day Maine: mostly rural, slightly urban, where -- generally speaking -- people are friendly to start off and really kind once you know them, AND KNOW HOW TO DRIVE. Hence the motto, Maine, The Way Life Should Be .

One of These Is a New Best Friend to Rene & Me



PS It's not Paul
PPS It's not Mel Brooks
PPPS We like to hang with D-Listers, especially when they are nice and not all entitled and just kinda cool.

Girl, Don't I Know It

Quote from Sense and Sensibility:

"Elinor was to be the comforter of others in her own distresses, no less than in theirs..."

Newbery Books (unpublished from yesterday)

Newbery Books

Yesterday, Kara emailed to say things were slow at work, so she found herself looking through the list of Newbery Award winners and honor books. I, too, looked over the list of Newbery Winners and, like, Kara, was surprised at how many I have read. Here they are, all my newly entered titles. It was a fun stroll down reading memory lane:


I really shouldn't have been so surprised at the length of the list. I mean, in college, for our adolescent literature class we had to read 20 YA books. Then I worked at an elementary school, and at Evil Big Book Store in the children's department, then as a high school teacher, then library asst, so why it surprised me that I could enter 40 more titles into my LibraryThing library really is surprising. (Groan. Why am I so lame?)

I had a sliver of time to kill yesterday (between getting dropped off at home from work by Al icia, only to be picked up by Vaness 35 minutes later after which we picked up Alicia. Honestly.) So, what better way to fill up time then by thinking about books from back in the day?

So, do you remember any of these? Did you hate them? Love them?

I think my favorite are the Konigsberg ones - View from Saturday first and Mixed Up Files second. Then Winn Dixie and Walk Two Moons. After that, Holes, the medieval tales Catherine Called Birdie and Midwife's Apprentice, and the Ramona books. Loath: Witch of Blackbird, Charlotte Doyle, When the Legends Die (and I had to teach that thing, too. Painful.) Too sad to ever re-read: Bridge to Terabithia, The Giver. Kinda boring: Sarah Plain and Tall.

-must -put -down Sense and Sensibility

Must Let Sense Win Out Over Sensibility For Now

Ha ha, I did pick up my Sense and Sensibility, just like I said I would. Edward! Engaged to Miss Lucy Steele! Imagine!

I finished volume one during lunch (breakfast, really -- I slept in; it's been a long long long week, particularly Thursday, which was the big Thesis Writing Day).

But really, I have to stop now. I can't go on to volume II just yet. For there is another tragic, cloistered, writing-genius spinster from the 1800s who I must now turn my attention to for the next week:


In particular, this little number right here:
Blazing in Gold and quenching in Purple
Leaping like Leopards to the Sky
Then at the feet of the old Horizon
Laying her spotted Face to die

Stooping as low as the Otter's Window
Touching the Roof and tinting the Barn
Kissing her Bonnet to the Meadow
And the Juggler of Day is gone
Beauty, ain't it?

=sighing=

Still, I wonder how it is that Elinor deals which such news...

Maybe I'll just read one more chapter.

40th anniversary of assassination of MLK

Today is the 40th anniversary of the assassination of Martin Luther King. I've collected websites and radio stories and documentaries to share with you for the occasion:

King's last speech, "I've Been to the Mountaintop"

The radio documentary on the events and "mood" of King's last year

If you haven' the time for the entire documentary, this story from Weekend America is a good summary and gives you a good feel for what the documentary is like:



or go here if the embed doesn't work

This story, which I had never heard, about how James Brown played at the Gahdin on the night MLK was assassinated, and how that show helped "keep the peace" in Boston, unlike other major cities, which went into turmoil.

James Taylor's tribute song to Martin Luther King "Shed a Little Light"


Love to Love the Loathing


Love to Love the Loathing

I'm super busy today, so no elaborate (or relatively elaborate, compared to other posts...) posts today. Instead, just the first section of Rimbaud's "First Communions" (trans. Wallace Fowlie) , a poem I love for its articulation of all the reasons to loath a place (ha ha-this homepage prominently features Rimbaud!). It reminds me of my reasons for loathing this place.


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Time to Play the Amazon Book Version of Monopoly

Monopoly the Amazon Book Version


Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh. Ugh. Look at this:

Having bought bought second-tier Print-on-Demand (POD) publisher BookSurge, Amazon is now working to shut down its competition. (Full Blog Entry Here)

Here are the things I need to define so that, if you're not up to speed on the lingo, you can get the significance of the story.

  • POD is Print On Demand, usually attributed to vanity presses - but as of lately, that is not the case
  • Vanity Presses are traditionally attributed to crappy writers who can't get published by a regular publisher so they publish it themselves (note: Jane Austen published Sense and Sensibility at her own cost at a "vanity press"; this leads me to my next point)
  • However: in this day of Giant Evil Conglomerate Publishing Houses Whose Bottom Line Means Far More Than the Art of Writing (Especially Niches), POD presses serve many neglected markets, and also allow people far away from the mainstream, but still of interest (like, say, Jane Austen) to be published
  • Amazon bought one POD (BookSurge) and is now threatening to remove the "buy buttons" from books not from the POD they now own

Yeah. Seriously.

As the Library Thing Thinglogy Blog put it "Amazon has always had a lot of leverage, but they haven't used it. That's clearly changing."

Damn, dude.

Full Library Thing Blog here. Has lots of relevant links to follow for the whole story.

If you don't have time, just basically know that Amazon is getting evil a la WalMart and it's time to focus on AbeBooks, Alibris, Books a Million et al (see all at Fetchbook.info, a compendium of all online booksellers) before the only bookseller online out there is evil old Amazon.

Tax Season and Robert Reich



One of the blogs I have on my RSS feed is Robert Reich's blog. Sometimes it's a little over my financial head, sometimes it's right on the level. And sometimes it's right on the level and far too important not too pass along:

Time to Pay Your Taxes, Support Wall Street, and Take a Licking

http://robertreich.blogspot.com/2008/04/time-to-pay-your-taxes-support-wall.html


Robert Reich was secretary of labor in the first Clinton administration. He also makes appearances on Conan O'Brien, The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, as well as regular commentary on Marketplace, public radio's business program.